Jack Hogson - December 2016

Dr. Victor Frankenstein, Professor Fate, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Evil, Emmett Lathrop "Doc" Brown Ph.D, Dr. Horrible, Dr. Loveless, Lex Luthor, Doctor Octopus, Rick Sanchez, Baxter Stockman, Professor Hugo Strange, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Herbert West, Dr. Albert W Wily, Dr. Henry Wu, Dr. Arnim Zola, Professor Monty Corndog, Davros, Dr. Clayton Forrester, Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Professor Roy Hinkley, Tokumitsu Yuhara, Professor Nobody, Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley, Jimmy the Robot, Sir Hugo Drax, Dr. Moreau, Q, Dr. Benton Quest, Lord Lucas Malakite, Dr. Daisuke Serizawa, Professor Wayne Szalinski, The Terrible Tooth, Dr. Genichiro Shiragami, Genetisist Enodite, Professor Utonium, Child Emperor, Dr. Hans Zarkov, Naoko Akagi, Doctor John Smith, Dr. Who, Dr. Ritsuko Akagi , Lloyd Asplund, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Drakken, Dr. Neugog, Professor Frink, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Bishop Materon, Sci-Drones of the Apexer Army, Professor Membrane, Dexter, Dr. Mendel Craven, Asami Sato, Dr. Bruce Banner, Seta Alexandran, Dr. Cameron Winter, Will Magnus, Solodak Empheron, Professor Ochanomizu, Peter Parker, Reed Richards, Doctor Sivana, Tony Stark, Doctor Ziplock, Victor Von Doom, Ludwig Von Drake, Dr. Nurmi, Franken Stein, Bulma, Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore (yes, he counts), Professor R.Green Inimishi the Third, Dr. Tsunezo Kusumi, Brains, Inventor Goro Ibuki, Doctor Insano, Doctor Genus, Captain Craig McKenzie, Silvia Sabil, Dr. Julius No, Dr. Malic, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Professor Ant-Head, Mandark, Mister Brain, Billy Cranston, Washu Hakubi, Legion Ex Machina, Dr. Louis Fericks, Bofoy...

What do each and every one of these brilliant scientists all have in common?

THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF BIG OLD DUMMY DUMBS who couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag! THAT'S WHAT!

At least according to Jack Hogson, the self proclaimed King of the Mad Scientists and the resident inventor and scientist for the inept super-villain organization G.L.U.E. (acronym for Global Lords United Endeavor).

Jack Hogson comes from a long linage of mad scientists until his great grandfather, the pure evil cyborg Madmind Asimoff Hogson, virtually diminished the bloodline when he decided to go homicidal against his own relatives, leaving Jack Hogson’s parents, Juan Herbert Hogson and Jun Ji-hyun Hogson, among the few remaining survivor of that surprise tragedy.

Juan and Jun both swore that they would never pursue mad science ever again and insure the same with their future children as well. However, even as an infant, Jack Hogson had the mad scientist bug in him and even attempted to become the first joining member of G.L.U.E. after overhearing its two founding members, The Head Representative and Queen Noleena the Oversexed, discuss their plans for the organization at a family restaurant one gloomy Friday night.

Armed with a homemade laser gun, little baby Jack Hogson broke into HR and Noleena's one-bed apartment (they were a couple at the time), in order to show off his fighting prowess by challenging them to a duel to the death, since the crazed baby couldn't speak words yet. The two founders came close to murdering the nearly unstoppable home invading infant, before Jack's parents arrived to saved Jack from his own created mayhem.

Years later, remembering the killer baby incident and the laser gun that said baby had invented himself, The Head Representative and Queen Noleena decided to let a now six-year-old Jack Hogson officially join G.L.U.E. as its employed full-time mad scientist, since all other potential candidates they had interviewed turned out to be more expensive and far outside the desired price range than had set for themselves.

Despite the immensely useful services he supplies and his ultimate loyalty to the G.L.U.E. organization, Jack Hogson is still a difficult employee, and although nowhere near as horrible as his great grandfather, Madmind, Jack is still a rather loathsome heel who has a habit of glowering at most everyone, maniacal evil laughter at the most awkward occasions, and a grandiose ego of himself complete with a never ending list of self-imposed titles of inflated importance, of whom King of the Mad Scientists is only just one of many.

Thankfully, most of Jack Hogson’s arrogance is balanced out by his own self-defeating psychotic clumsiness, childish temper, and disastrous bad luck, which, fittingly enough, could be also said of all his fellow team members within G.L.U.E..

FUN FACTS ABOUT JACK HOGSON:

*Jack Hogson's favorite My Little Pony character is Rainbow Dash, because she's abrasive and egotistical just like he is. A sexy human-male version Rainbow Dash, not unlike the ones female fans cosplay as at conventions, is also Jack's go to costume choice for Halloween and parties.

*Jack Hogson's favorite television series, even more so than My Little Pony, is the obscure yet strangely long running series Surgeon X: a 1970s Japanese superhero show about a medical surgeon blessed with violent powers by a powerful cosmic creature to battle and murder lesser cosmic creatures. Jack Hogson is far from the superhero loving type and only really loves this infamous show because of its extreme violence.