When I Grow Up...

An illustration that was a long time in the making, and it's another fan-piece / gift for DA member (Oddensesantly), staring her awesome original creation named Zoite.

Zoite is a alien child from a proud mammalian warrior race, who's unfortunately trapped on this backwoods planet we call Earth. And thus is forced to live amongst the 'God-fearing, hairless monkey monsters' better known as Human Beings, until he can find a way back home.

Zoite desperately wants to leave Earth, so he can grow up as a proper warrior amongst his own kind, and battle opponents worthy of his alien might. But that isn't happening as long as he hangs out with mankind, who despite being pretty nasty in their own right, are nothing compared to a larger list of more impressive monsters found amongst the stars and throughout the cosmos.

As illustrated here, Zoite takes a minute from his own personal dilemmas, to relax at a fast food restaurant, and consuming the kids meal of course. And daydreams of what he wants to be like when he grows up. Complete with the severed head of a fallen android enemy, and two very loving slave girls of the Jelly-Babe variety at his side.

This picture visually represents why Zoite is my top favorite from Oddensesantly's designs.

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Minor Zoite and Jelly Babe cameos in the following: